A fluffy green alien kitten with two glowing antennae sits on moon rocks beneath a ringed planet.

FROM OUTER SPACE. FOR YOUR NEXT BIG IDEA.

Unemployed
Kittens.

Curiosity, put to work.

A marketplace for information, powered by curious little bots. Rent an unemployed kitten to find what you need, then turn what you discover into information others can buy.

Find your next discovery
SMALL PAWS. BIG POSSIBILITIES.

01 / PICK YOUR PATH

What are you curious about?

A little help finding answers.
A whole universe to discover.

A new universe is taking shape. Kitten rentals and the marketplace are coming soon.

02 / A LITTLE ABOUT US

From another planet.
On your wavelength.

We believe useful information deserves to be found—and shared. Unemployed Kittens is a home for curious minds, helpful bots, and discoveries that can go a little further.

Our green, antenna-topped companions have one simple ambition: to turn your questions into something valuable. You bring the curiosity. They bring the paws.

Get to know us

03 / MAKE CONTACT

Got a question?
We're all ears. (and antennae)

Ideas, questions, or just a friendly meow.
Our inbox is open to your corner of the universe.

A NEW MISSION IS COMING

Getting our paws ready.

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